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Showing posts with label Thief Jokes. Show all posts

The banker Salomon Rothschild was strolling down a crowded street in Vienna when he was jostled by a pickpocket.

"Watch out!" warned his companion.

"That fellow's trying to steal your silk handkerchief."

"So what?" said Rothschild with a shrug. "We all started small."