A wealthy businessman forgets his wife's anniversary and boy, she is mad!
"You'd better make up for that this time!" she says, and seeing her chance to gain from it she adds "In fact, tomorrow morning, there better be something sitting out on that driveway that goes from nought to 200 like a rocket! AND it better not be second hand!"
He's now in hospital in a critical condition
Next morning she went out, there was a small package on the driveway - when she opened it she found herself holding a set of brand new bathroom scales!
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