THE LIGHTER SIDE

The Original Version: "If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was.."

The New Versions:

Pessimist: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.

Optimist: If you love somebody, Set her free… Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she doesn’t come back within some time limit, forget her.

Patient: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back…

Playful: If you love somebody, Set her free…*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat*

Animal-Rights Activist: If you love somebody, Set her free… In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers: If you love somebody, Set her free… Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…

Bill Gates: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

Schwarzenegger’s Fan: If you love somebody, Set her free… SHE’LL BE BACK!

Over Possessive: If you love somebody don’t set her free.

HR Specialist: If you love somebody set her free… By offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.

Psychologist: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, her super ego is dominant; If she doesn’t come, back her id is supreme; If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, it’s a nightmare; If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

Finance Expert: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans; If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Expert: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, she has brand loyalty; If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new markets.