"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Englishman brags, "and this morning she couldn't stop telling me how much she adored me."
"Last night I made love to my wife six times," the American replies, "and today she said she could never love another man."
The Filipino remains silent, and the Englishman smugly asks, "How many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," says the Filipino. "Only once?" the American snorts arrogantly. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"'Don't stop.'"
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