THE LIGHTER SIDE

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishman were sentenced to execution by firing squad. When Paddy Englishman was brought into the yard to be shot, he shouted "Earthquake!" the firing squad dropped their guns and ran away, and when they returned, Paddy Englishman had escaped by hopping the wall. Paddy Scotsman was then brought into the yard. As the squad was about to shoot, he shouted "Hurricane!" the squad dispersed again, and he made his escape by hopping the wall. Finally, Paddy Irishman was brought into the yard. As the squad was about to shoot, Paddy Irishman shouted "Fire!"