THE LIGHTER SIDE

A little boy was so jealous of his new born brother that he put poison on the nipple of his mom while she was asleep. Now comes the sad part - the next day their driver died.

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Farmer ordered a Milking Machine. Tried it on on his penis & had a wonderful orgasm, but could not remove it. So he read the manual & faints. It said," AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 GALLONS"

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A recent survey asked 100 Sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. 99.9% said'" The 10 minutes silence."

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Prostitute to man:"Hi, man, want to have sex?

Man to prostitute " Ok.Only if you do it like my wife does."

Prostitute:"I can do it in any way.

Man " but she does it for free "

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A 20 year old boy gets married to a 65 year old lady.
The next day after marriage, the boy dies.

Reason: He drank expired milk.

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Teacher asks: Why do buffaloes seem depressed when milked?
Little Harry: Mam, if someone rubs your boobs for two hours & doesnt F**K you, how would you feel????


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Wife to Doc: An ant entered my vagina. Please help and take it out.
Doctor removes her panty and starts making love to her.
Wife (angrily): What are you doing?
Doc: This is the only way. I will drown that bastard