THE LIGHTER SIDE

Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Loveletter to her, "
I LOVE U SISTER."

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Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b
there............. Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there

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THE BEST --
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec
a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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Sardar gets ready,wears tie, coat,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
Branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been
promoted as branch manager."

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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure
as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, whatever u order first, will come first.

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....


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Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'..........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

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Sardar's wish:when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly
in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d car he was driving..

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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!