Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by.

She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home, because he was performing an appendectomy.

"My", said the Census taker, "that sure is a big word for a little girl. Do you know what it means?"

"Sure. Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the anaesthesiologist."

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