A man goes to vegas and he is going to meet some of his friends there for a business meeting.
During his first night, he won a bunch of money at the casino.
He asked the bar tender if he knew of any hookers in town. The bartender gives him this phone number and tells him (you`ve got to call this girl she is really hot). So he called her and told her to meet him in front of this casino.
The bartender was right she is hot.
Hooker: what can i do for you tonight
Guy: I would like a blow job.
Hooker: Ok.. but that will be five hundred dollars.
Guy: FIVE hundred dollars.
Hooker: Before you say anything do you see that cadalac parked right there? i payed cash for that because i give the best head in town.
Guy : ok..( paid her five hundred dollars)
The next night he won more money at the casino and calls the hooker back up. She meets him in front of the same casino and...
Hooker: what can i do for you tonight?
Guy: i just want to fuck you in the ass.
Hooker: ok that will be fifteen hundred dollars
Guy: FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS
Hooker: before you say any thing, do you see that pent house up there? i payed cash for that because ive got the best ass in town.
So the guy pays her fifteen hundred dollars.
The third and final night the guy wins a lot of money at this casino like trippled all of his money feeling real good he calls the hooker up and she meets him in front of the casino and..
Hooker: "what can i do for you tonight?"
Guy: you know im feeling real good tonight and i would like some pussy
Hooker: says ok that will be five thousand dollars
Guy: ( stunningly) FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Hooker: says before you say anything do you see that casino over there?
Guy: says dont tell me you own the casino too ?
Hooker says ...."NO but if i had a pussy, i would. hehehe!"
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