Every time Gerry and Zeny made love, Gerry insisted on turning the lights off. And so, after twenty years, Zeny decided to turn on the lights and found her husband holding a vibrator.
ZENY: You impotent bastard! How could you have lied to me all these years??
Gerry Looks her straight in the eyes and calmly said: " I can explain the vibrator but you have to explain the KIDS!!!

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