On their wedding night, the very naive, blonde virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie, and, with great anticipation, climbed into bed, only to find her new husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked why he was not ready to make love with her, he replied, "Because, Honey, it's Lent."

Almost in tears, she said, "Well that's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!
To who did you lend it and for how long?!?

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